This poo was created using pizza, eggs and baked beans. Not all at once. It took a few days, and came on quite suddenly just as I was starting to think I might have got constipated again.
Colossal Diarrhea
Published January 29, 2010 Coke , Dairy , Diarrhea , Eggs , Lactose Intolerant , Pizza Leave a CommentTags: poo
This photo doesn’t even begin to tell the story of the poo I did this morning. It has been a long time since I had diarrhea like that. In fact, my bottom ached after about ten minutes of near constant poo. What you see in the photo is merely the final drop of solid after about ten gallons of liquid. I was exhausted afterwards. I had to have a shower. I’m starting to think that, after eating a lot of pizza, I might in fact be lactose intolerant. Dairy seems to cause problems. Drank a lot of Coke too, which probably didn’t help. Hmm, and I ate eggs too, for the first time in almost a week.
The Unexpected Poo
Published January 29, 2010 Perfect Poo , Potato , Steak , Vegetables Leave a CommentTags: poo
Do you ever wander into the bathroom to wee, then think ‘Hmm, maybe I could do a poo’, sit down and – wham! – out comes a huge poo! That’s what happened here. See? They don’t all have a long gestation period. This one was the result of eating a steak with a potato and vegetables, and I think it might be the perfect poo.
The Too Much Tea Poo
Published January 26, 2010 Blood , Bran Flakes , Chilli Leave a CommentTags: poo
I drank a lot of tea yesterday, and ate quite a lot of fibre – including breakfast cereal, for the first time in ages! I think I spotted a tiny amount of blood in the first part of this poo, before the main event descended, but it was so tiny it may have been nothing. Nothing to do but wait, I guess.
The Slightly Alarming Poo
Published January 25, 2010 Alcohol , Blood , Paella , Video Leave a CommentTags: poo
Well this is bad! There’s not supposed to be blood in poo, not ever. It can mean lots of bad thigns, from simple haemmorhoids and a scratched anus to bowel cancer. I’m hoping this is just a one-off, possibly due to the constipation I’ve been suffering recently. Hmm. Well, we’ll find out soon enough! In the meantime, I decided to go one step further this time and record a video of the poo emerging, and as you’ll see, it was a surprisingly long poo:
The Pizza & Hot Dog Poo (part 2)
Published January 22, 2010 Beer , Diarrhea , Hotdog , Pizza , Poo That Looks Like a Map Leave a CommentTags: poo
The Pizza & Hot Dog Poo (part 1)
Published January 22, 2010 Beer , Diarrhea , Hotdog , Pizza Leave a CommentTags: poo
The Thai Chicken Curry Poo
Published January 22, 2010 Chicken , Curry , Rice , Thai Leave a CommentTags: poo