Archive for the 'Eggs' Category

The Sudden Poo

This poo was created using pizza, eggs and baked beans. Not all at once. It took a few days, and came on quite suddenly just as I was starting to think I might have got constipated again.

Colossal Diarrhea

This photo doesn’t even begin to tell the story of the poo I did this morning. It has been a long time since I had diarrhea like that. In fact, my bottom ached after about ten minutes of near constant poo. What you see in the photo is merely the final drop of solid after about ten gallons of liquid. I was exhausted afterwards. I had to have a shower. I’m starting to think that, after eating a lot of pizza, I might in fact be lactose intolerant. Dairy seems to cause problems. Drank a lot of Coke too, which probably didn’t help. Hmm, and I ate eggs too, for the first time in almost a week.

The Tentative Eggs Poo

After over a week of abstinence, I finally ate eggs again. Poached, with salmon. Three eggs, to be precise. And a few hours later, this came out. Not too bad. However, I’ve noticed – from looking back over this blog so far – that I seem to lack a consistent style. I’d rather have a regular poo type, but it seems very random. Perhaps my diet is more varied than I thought?

The Immediate Post Eggs Poo

I ate eggs again! And this happened! 🙂 Actually, I think the key to the whole thing is Coca Cola, which seems to get things moving. This poo is photographed from quite an unusual angle. It was actually quite long. But yes, eggs (and salmon) on bread for lunch, a glass of Coke, and look what happened.

The Mussels Poo

It’s been a week since I had any eggs, and things are getting more regular. The above was the result of a sandwich at lunchtime and then, later, a bowl of mussels. We’re back to one a day now, which is a relief. I’m also drinking a lot less alcohol (especially wine!) which I imagine is having a significant effect. Hmm. As much as I love eggs, I’m delaying another portion for a few more days…

The Back On Track Poo

I think things are starting to get back to normal. I think. This one was the result of a pretty sensible day’s eating. Spaghetti bolognese, then in the morning a sandwich. It came out in two distinct parts. The first is party hidden in the photo, but was pretty big. The second, smaller part is in full view. Constipation over, methinks. Still going to give eggs a miss for a few days, though.

The Bran Flakes Poo

This one was a long time coming. Eggs are to blame. I had six eggs in two days. Eventually I resorted to a cereal binge in order to get some fibre. An hour later, this emerged. As you can see, I’m still getting used to taking clear photos down the toilet, so apologies that this isn’t the sharpest image in the world. Experiments continue.

Welcome to The Poo Blog

Every poo I do in 2010 will be photographe, displayed and discussed on here. Why? Why not. Seems a shame to let it go to waste. Anyway, we might learn something :p

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