The Salmon and Biscuits Poo

Salmon is very healthy, biscuits perhaps less so. Even ginger biscuits. The poo above is a result of both these substances having been consumed in the past day. Plus some Coke. I must say, it’s rare for me to produce skid marks like that in the bowl. Perhaps I was sitting further forward on the seat that usual? I had to get the toilet brush out for this one…